Revealed

UNDERGROUND BUZZ 01/01
This comedian is known for his comic skills, but his fans would be shocked if they knew how he really behaved. He treats his wife horribly. He fights with her in front of their kids and out in public. He is a disgrace. Sources say his Asian wife is very unhappy with the way she is being treated. Dave Chappelle

NY POST 01/02
1. WHICH 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: "Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant." Nicole Kidman

PANACHE REPORT 01/02
This black male celebrity is considered a very good actor although he has never won an acting award. Like so many actors before him, there have been complaints about his arrogance and attitude, but he's still respected for his craft throughout Hollywood. What few people know, it's heavily rumored that he's a functional cocaine addict. People on film sets were wondering, why is he always sniffling with a runny nose, twitching and somewhat irrational? He doesn't have a cold but he does have a cocaine habit that sets him back a couple of thousand each week. His nose is like a vacuum cleaner when it comes to this drug and he can't seem to stop snorting despite nasal problems (tissue). When he's at home, he likes to use coke in a darkened room and often closes the curtains beforehand. No one can understand, why is he blowing this opportunity with drugs? Because, it's so hard for blacks to make it in Hollywood, period. He gets an opportunity and goes buck wild, like he's making up for lost time. The public, especially urban communities would be surprised and shocked that this particular black actor is an cocaine addict. It's only a matter of time before everyone will become aware of his addiction-because at the rate he's going, he will be in rehab soon. Terrance Howard