Saturday, February 23, 2008

Any guesses??

1. Who once generously gave a gentleman something during a charity event for an organization in his late mother's name? (What he gave, actually, was a blowjob in the bathroom. Ma would have been so proud.)

2. What couple almost split up during the making of that movie because she was on fire with jealousy that he got to show his actual talent? (No worries. It totally bombed.)

3. Which young Broadway leading lady has for several years fallen in love with every guy who plays opposite her, even though—or maybe because—it's always a gay?

4. Which top anchor is a bottom? Which pop star is a top? (Or so goes the legend; actually, he and one of his hot boyfriends switched positions and loved it.)

5. Which same star did it with that married but gay male socialite?

6. Which female politician once slept with a rabbi's sister, according to an American Idol personality who's a friend of the rabbi? Hillary Clinton

7. What male comeback star (in movies and mostly TV) is known as a completely cold, unpleasant fish to work with, though he can certainly turn on the charm when he needs to?David Duchovny

8. Which charismatic pit bull is described by some who've worked with her as a monster off-camera as well, someone who took her assigned role a little too seriously and became quite power-mad in the head?Meryl Streep

9. What lovable showbiz relic is so needy that if you show her a little kindness, she'll start calling you at two in the morning for lengthy chats every night for months?

10. What much younger songstress has very little actual chemistry with the husband, probably because she's a big old lesbo?Pink

11. What transforming young movie star already seemed problematic last year when, in the middle of a press junket, he would snap at underlings, "Where's my cigarette?" then would rudely bolt for a puffing break when he got one?Shia LeBouf

12. Which modeling dynasty scion left her dog at a spa and never bothered to pick it up? (They didn't really mind. She paid for it to be there.)

13. Which reality star can be seen being fisted by an admirer in a kooky video that's making the underground rounds? Should we give him a hand?Clay Aiken

14. Which movie star who seems so brooding and enigmatic actually doesn't speak much because he doesn't have much to say, swears an insider? What model he was once aligned with also maintains much glamour and mystery by keeping her dumb trap shut (except to open it for drugs)?

15. Which legendary black singer was spotted at a store, where she was screaming into her cell phone, "Doesn't anyone read in your office? Don't you understand English? I told you to arrange that flight!"? Was it perhaps a flight on a broomstick?

16. Which beloved Broadway diva was supposedly the girlfriend of grande dame Judith Anderson all those diva years ago?

17. What comic in his sixties concerned onlookers when his speech at a roast last year was punctuated with loud snorts and grandiose nose-wiping?

18. Which black funny lady admits she can't even hit the stage without being tanked, skanked, and totally blotto?

19. Which porn star has no detectable accent when he answers his cell phone, but then seems to remember to lay one on once he realizes who you are?

20. Which '70s star ingeniously turned a recent memorial service into a giant photo op for himself?

21. Which swiveling startlets people brutally Tasered a young fan who simply wanted to tell her he loves her? At this point, shouldn't they Taser all the people who don't care?

22, What female politico's daughter looked so bulimic at her wedding that friends considered staging an intervention?

23. What cute, young guy, who's Hollywood royalty, recently had a heartwarming experience peeing into a trannie's anus, only to have all kinds of shit shoot out? Jealous?

24. Which seemingly passive half of that design duo can actually be a tempestuous spitfire? (He threw a drink at a Barracuda patron, whose friend chased him out the door, hoping for a showdown.)

25. Which CBS personality sits in his car telling passersby that he's doing so to watch Katie Couric on the news, but it's actually to stall until 7 p.m., when his parking there can become legal?

26. Which exotic, young hotshot designer has been supposedly doing it with that black rapper with many children?

27. Which cute-as-a-button Broadway performer who's gone from leads to supporting roles is actually straight? (No, I'm serious. There's one Broadway male who really is a hetero, and this guy is it.)

28. Which other always-working Broadway type continually talks about a hot girlfriend who never materializes, for obvious reasons?

29. Which aged TV-theater diva has apparently gone lesbo?

30. Which Best Actress nominee is rumored to be one too?Ellen Page

31. What actor/rocker calls his dick Lucifer and more importantly is a big wee-wee himself?

32. Which hot female singer's facial surgery photographs so weirdly that sometimes entire photo shoots come up empty?

33. What 19-year-old TV star is an attitudey c-word?

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